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News Roundup As We All Drink to Adriano
By: Martha |•Four of the players on UEFA.com’s fan-chosen Team of the Year squad ply their trade in Italy, including three Rossoneri. Kaka, Alessandro Nesta and Clarence Seedorf are joined in the team by their totally awesome mortal enemy Zlatan Ibrahimovic. (No Pirlo. I know.)
•Genoa and Fiorentina have finally sorted out their exchange deal for Papa Waigo […]
Giant News Roundup As Global Warming Really Kicks In
By: Martha |•Holy crap, Alberto Aquilani made it through a match! Quick, wrap him and cotton wool and put him away until the weekend.
•As Jeremy reported this morning, Cagliari are doing their level best to convince themselves (and anyone else who cares) that Pasquale Foggia isn’t leaving the club. As long as his thugs keep their hands […]
Nakata and Kaka’s Naked, Gay Twin Make the News Day Less Boring
By: Martha |Things are incredibly quiet today. Where are the Shocking!Transfers? And what was Amauri’s agent doing while his client was saying he wouldn’t move this winter? Apparently Amauri has learned less than we thought about teasing.
Really, the most interesting stories in the news are two really sketchy ones. First, there are vague reports that Hide Nataka, […]
News Roundup As Kaka (And Jesus) Take Home Another Award
By: Martha |•Kaka is FIFA’s World Player of the Year. Try to control your shock.
•Is Luciano Moggi’s phone ever not being tapped these days? Another investigation has opened into his behavior because he continued to “influence” football after his banning. Well. I am shocked. SHOCKED! (He faces jail time if tried and convicted. Yeah, that’ll happen.) Also […]
Club World Cup: Boca v Milan
By: Martha |Though the 4-2 scoreline flattered them in the extreme, Milan deserved their win over Boca, and are now the first European team to ever lift the Club World Cup trophy in the tournament’s short history. It’s just too bad they have to go back to Italy now, where all those nasty teams clog up the […]
World Club Cup: Urawa Reds v Milan
By: Martha |It turns out Milan in Japan are a lot like Milan in Italy: Lots and lots (and lots) of possession, but not a lot of scoring. The Italians were the better side this morning by about 200 miles and absolutely dominated the match, but it took them ages — not to mention boatloads of missed […]
Champions League: Milan Make Their Whole Group Play
By: Martha |Because of Milan’s commitments to the Club World Cup in Japan, the last Group D matches — Milan hosting Celtic, and Benfica traveling to Shakhtar — are being play today rather than next week, with everyone else.
Milan go into the match needing just a point to finish top of the group, assured of […]
Kaka in Winning Ballon d’Or Shock!
By: Martha |Yes, it’s finally official: Ricky Kaka is the best player in the world, ever, according to a group of international journalists who watch a whole lot of Champions League football. He’s got a big Golden Ball to take home, plus he gets to tour the Eiffel Tower, as a special bonus. Best weekend ever?
When the […]
Milan v Juventus: Honors Even
By: Martha |I suppose Milan supporters will take some heart from this match — they’ve once again failed to score at home, true, but after the first 15 minutes they were more or less the equals of a team that at this point is undeniably one of the best in Serie A. Sure, it’s only a point […]
News Roundup As We Take a Deep, Post-European Breath
By: Martha |•Because of their participation in the Club World Cup next month, Milan’s Serie A matches against Reggina and Livorno have been postponed; the new dates have not yet been announced.
•Giorgio Chinaglia has been fined €4.2 million for market manipulation, related to his attempted takeover of Lazio in 2005. Just guessing here, but I have a […]






