Someone Told Kaka He Won the Golden Ball. Maybe.

By: Martha | November 24th, 2007
   

Pretending to be hard.According to reports in the always reliable Italian media, Ricky Kaka has already been unofficially informed that the Golden Ball will be his. Apparently his margin of victory was so great that an unnamed jury member called the Brazilian up and told him, figuring there was no point in hiding the truth from a man who kicked Zlatan’s and (The Pretty) Ronaldo’s and Pirlo’s and Riquelme’s asses soon comprehensively. Or something.

If this story turns out to be true, it’ll come as no surprise to anyone, obviously. Of course, last year the early rumors told us that Gigi Buffon was the man, and we all know how reliable those turned out to be.

The ceremony will be held December 2, but we should know mostly officially before then, because Official Photographers will turn up at Kaka’s house to take picture of him with the trophy ahead of time, and the paparazzi who live in his bushes will get the whole thing on camera. (if this has already happened and they missed it, they’re all freaking fired.)


Some Related Serie A Posts:


Tags

   
  • Confirming the rumours (that is, confirming there are rumours, not confirming that the rumours are true... but I'd be very surprised if they weren't, in this case):
    http://www.google.com/translat...

blog comments powered by Disqus

Follow Us

           




Italy National Team News

Search The Offside


 




Related Links


Categories


Send Your Tips!

Found a great story, photo or video that's perfect for The Offside?
Email italy[at]theoffside[dot]com

Write for The Offside

Archives