Donadoni the Dictator?

… and is really coming out of his shell. He has a list of things that you can be fined for, and girls that are in the stands with revealing clothing must be covered up so that they do not distract the players! Donadoni has said in recent interviews that he wants “ Maximum sacrifice from every player ” and that “ I always want every player to be moving on the pitch. Nobody should be standing still. ” So maybe Donadoni is finally showing he has a certain personality now that he runs …

Serie A Weekend Round-up: Giornata 17

… Bottinelli may have to end his Serie A adventure early. According to reports, Bottinelli’s girlfriend has a son from a previous marriage, and the father of the child says it is against the custody agreement for his son to be living so far away on another continent. Bottinelli doesn’t want to stay alone in Italy and may be forced to go back to Argentina on loan for the rest of the season to settle this whole problem. We’ll see in January I guess.

UGLIEST SERIE A FOOTBALLER …

Video of the Week: Scherzi a Parte (Italian Candid Camera)

… notices there’s a hole in the door, they decide to take a peek. It all culminates when the girl’s boyfriend shows up at the store.

Francesco Coco

Background: Coco is looking for a house in Milan and he goes to look at one. In the room there’s a chest with a girl in it. In come the police and they accuse Coco of being the head of a prostitution ring. Coco gets so worked up he starts crying.

Massimo Oddo

Background: Oddo and his wife go …

Antonio Cassano releases his autobiography, and he’s not afraid to tell it like it is (like always)

… With food and sex Cassano doesn’t joke around. He talks about his important stories (” Four girlfriends in 11 years is a low number “) and the rest (” To summarize, I had a few other adventures. Let’s say that between the 600 and 700 women I’ve been with, around 20 were from the show business world “). And then: “ Many times I played great games right after having sex. Go look at Roma-Juve 4-0. I had sex at six in the morning that Sunday, with one of the many ‘friends’ …

Great Italian Players: Giuseppe Signori

… Berti and Italy lost the game 1-0. Right before Italy’s 2nd game against Norway, Beppe’s girl friend

(and later wife) Viviana told him that she was pregnant. That game was one of the best in Beppe’s career. He played with an amazing enthusiasm. Italy had a rough start though. After 21 minutes of the game Italy’s keeper Gianluca Pagliuca (later teammate with Beppe in Bologna) was sent off. Sacchi then chose to take superstar Roberto Baggio off the field and replace him with 2nd …

Farewell Bobo Vieri?

… Vieri speaks fluent English, he frequently takes trips to the USA and owns a house in Miami, his girlfriend Melissa Satta is Italian-American, he would be an automatic starter on most MLS teams and is probably better than every other striker in the league bar a select few who have more experience in MLS (JP Angel, Twellman, etc.). I seriously think this would be the best option for Christian Vieri, and a move to MLS may just be what he needs to rejuvenate his career.

Option 4: Another …

Coppa, Tiago & Make Up Lovin’

… So as soon as Gianni De Biasi heard Cairo had broken up with his latest flame, GDB dumped his new girl Levante and ran straight into Urbano’s arms in Torino. Hooray for comfortable relationships.

Same deal as last year when GDB was brought in during February: avoid relegation. As long as Gianni can figure out how in the hell to get this team to score some damn goals, they should stay afloat. Easier said than done though; they have two in their last half dozen games….and those two came …

WAG of the Week: Alessia Merz

… B with Brescia now. Plus he’s got a few Azzurri caps to his name. (Rumor has it she was the girl to console Francesco Totti’s heart after his breakup with Maria Mazza.)

If you like stuff less safe for work, google images is the place, or her calendar – she’s not shy by any means.

Jump’s thataway.

WAG of the Week: Federica Ridolfi

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I was quite surprised Martha didn’t happen introduce everyone to Ms. Federica Ridolfi, the girlfriend of Giuliano Giannichedda, some dude who now only occasionally plays football for Livorno (formerly of Juventus, Lazio and Udinese).

Federica followed the official “ How To Be A WAG ” self-help book and got started as a dancer on a TV show, which led to more TV shows, which eventually led to taking her clothes off in front of cameras. She’s now 31, despite looking much younger, …

Striking Problem: Is Amauri The Solution?

… power like Italia accept being a foreign born player’s plan B? We‘re as Sexy as that Brazilian girl (Does Brazil officially have the monopoly on Sexiest Citizens? If not we should start a poll and make it official)

Anyways, having already gone through the extremely pleasant joys of Italian Bureaucracy ; There’s no way in Hell Amauri will get his passport in time to fly the friendly Swiss Airs.

It truly a shame that International Football fans don’t get the chance to see …