Comments on: Adriano: “I Am Not Fat And I Am Calm, Serene.” http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html News from the Italian Serie A Thu, 26 Nov 2009 01:30:56 -0600 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.4 hourly 1 By: Martha http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13655 Martha Tue, 26 Jun 2007 16:49:16 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13655 Mike, you clearly carefully avoided the Italian papers this season -- Camo and Nedved both whined copiously, supported by periodic moans from Trezeguet and poor, mistreated Zebina. Poor, poor highly paid footballers. Mike, you clearly carefully avoided the Italian papers this season — Camo and Nedved both whined copiously, supported by periodic moans from Trezeguet and poor, mistreated Zebina. Poor, poor highly paid footballers.

]]> By: Mike http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13633 Mike Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:28:26 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13633 I always thought Juve kept everything "in house", but I do admit that (a) I'm completely biased and (b) I know I'm right. ps: is there a REASON why the people of England would serenade you with "Who Ate All the Pies?" every single week? ;) I always thought Juve kept everything “in house”, but I do admit that (a) I’m completely biased and (b) I know I’m right.

ps: is there a REASON why the people of England would serenade you with “Who Ate All the Pies?” every single week? ;)

]]> By: Martha http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13620 Martha Tue, 26 Jun 2007 08:11:31 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13620 Mike, you really think everyone at Juve will suddenly learn to shut up now that they're back in Serie A? Please. Especially if Nedved isn't retiring -- that team is full of egos with giant mouths. And Francesco, nice one with the Who At All the Pies. Suddenly, I find myself wanting him to go to England, if only to be serenaded with that every single week. Mike, you really think everyone at Juve will suddenly learn to shut up now that they’re back in Serie A? Please. Especially if Nedved isn’t retiring — that team is full of egos with giant mouths.

And Francesco, nice one with the Who At All the Pies. Suddenly, I find myself wanting him to go to England, if only to be serenaded with that every single week.

]]> By: Francesco http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13605 Francesco Tue, 26 Jun 2007 02:19:12 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13605 Martha, Adriano will reject any move to England because he doesn't want to eat fish and chips all the time. He would probably get in trouble with his English club for flying back to Italy and being caught on camera in Italian restaurants. Also, Adriano will finally be the answer to the traditional English fan's question "Who Ate all the Pies?". Martha, Adriano will reject any move to England because he doesn’t want to eat fish and chips all the time. He would probably get in trouble with his English club for flying back to Italy and being caught on camera in Italian restaurants. Also, Adriano will finally be the answer to the traditional English fan’s question “Who Ate all the Pies?”.

]]> By: Mike http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13597 Mike Mon, 25 Jun 2007 22:28:48 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13597 btw, "I Am Not Fat And I Am Calm, Serene" happens to be my daily Mantra. I guess that's two things Adriano and I have in common. btw, “I Am Not Fat And I Am Calm, Serene” happens to be my daily Mantra.

I guess that’s two things Adriano and I have in common.

]]> By: Mike http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13593 Mike Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:55:57 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13593 Nah, I don't think Trezzi's hated. I mean, Mauro and Zebina were bigger babies IMO and they didn't get the "soap'n'socks" treatment (think Kubrick), and were even defended by Pavel and Alex a few times... Serie B was a tough time for all of them, and they can be excused to display a little emotion. But now the beautiful lady has returned, I'm sure Juve will be back to their gentleman ways of keeping problems internal, showing class in public, and just being the all-around-opposite-of-Inter that everyone respects and loves/hates ;) Nah, I don’t think Trezzi’s hated. I mean, Mauro and Zebina were bigger babies IMO and they didn’t get the “soap’n’socks” treatment (think Kubrick), and were even defended by Pavel and Alex a few times…

Serie B was a tough time for all of them, and they can be excused to display a little emotion. But now the beautiful lady has returned, I’m sure Juve will be back to their gentleman ways of keeping problems internal, showing class in public, and just being the all-around-opposite-of-Inter that everyone respects and loves/hates ;)

]]> By: Martha http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13592 Martha Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:38:57 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13592 tmc: Given the addition of Suazo and Mancini's obvious disgust with Adriano, I'd be surprised if Inter are going to be that club. That said, I could see them hanging onto him if they didn't get a good offer, just to make sure he doesn't go and blow up for someone else. That would hurt. Mike: Can you imagine how much the rest of the team must hate that egomaniacal little prick? Creating drama for the sake of attention in the papers is so last year. Francesco: A reasonable thought. The mere suggestion of a transfer to England must fill him with horror. tmc: Given the addition of Suazo and Mancini’s obvious disgust with Adriano, I’d be surprised if Inter are going to be that club. That said, I could see them hanging onto him if they didn’t get a good offer, just to make sure he doesn’t go and blow up for someone else. That would hurt.

Mike: Can you imagine how much the rest of the team must hate that egomaniacal little prick? Creating drama for the sake of attention in the papers is so last year.

Francesco: A reasonable thought. The mere suggestion of a transfer to England must fill him with horror.

]]> By: Bob http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13591 Bob Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:36:02 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13591 Italian food and nightclubs. Why would he ever want to leave? Italian food and nightclubs. Why would he ever want to leave?

]]> By: Francesco http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13589 Francesco Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:33:24 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13589 he likes Italian food too much. he knows if he's transferred to another country he won't eat as well. So to satisfy his stomach he has to stay in Italy. he likes Italian food too much. he knows if he’s transferred to another country he won’t eat as well. So to satisfy his stomach he has to stay in Italy.

]]> By: Mike http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13588 Mike Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:26:43 +0000 http://italy.theoffside.com/serie-a/adriano-i-am-not-fat-and-i-am-calm-serene.html#comment-13588 ps, Trezeguet to stay with Juve. ::yawn:: ps, Trezeguet to stay with Juve.

::yawn::

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