Comments on: BREAKING: It’s Bizarro Day!, Or: Suazo to Milan, Not Inter

By: Milan’s Signings Never Stick, And Their Keeper Still Sucks - Fiorentina - The Offside - Serie A Italian Football Blog

Fri, 04 Jan 2008 17:01:07 +0000

[...] there was that David Suazo debacle last summer, when they totally signed a useful goal-scorer, only to have him turn around and join their city [...]

By: Johnny

Johnny — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 12:51:57 +0000

I wish the season started today too that way we could see Inter beat Milan twice like they did last year Yomar

By: Martha

Martha — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:43:53 +0000

You’re killing me, Mike. I need to send you a picture of me so you can hold it up between you and Mutu when you meet him. (And you can hold it over Alex’s head, so I can finally get a good look at what the hell is going on with his hair.)

Yomar, don’t start counting your chickens before they hatch, man. That said, I can’t freaking wait for August — really, given the current bad blood, it’s be great if the season started today, just so we could get some early grudge matches going.

Laurie, I once saw a huge Pirelli even happening in a hotel and went in and loitered, sure I would see either a footballer or maybe Lord Moratti himself. Who did I finally find? Uma Thurman, who was in some promo movie for them. I was so disappointed.

By: Laurie

Laurie — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:24:50 +0000

Damn. I was just in NYC and didn’t see ANYBODY except the Naked Cowboy. (One word: Ick.) Next time I’m not going till the entire world’s seasons are done.

By: YOMAR

YOMAR — Thu, 21 Jun 2007 02:48:09 +0000

MILAN!! MILAN!! MILAN!! MILAN!!
martha and johnny are you guys ready to see your team overshadowed by A C MILAN & JUVENTUS just like it always is? watch out we now have RONALDO & SUAZO up front

By: Mike

Mike — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 20:26:31 +0000

Advice: 57th Street and Fifth Avenue, SEC near Tiffany, is a real bread-winner. I also saw Seinfeld (wearing a MET hat) and a Baldwin (the least famous one, I think), but who really cares about those fools?

But where is Alex?! Getting Impatient!

By: Martha

Martha — Wed, 20 Jun 2007 16:54:48 +0000

Nice, Mike! (Also: A loving “fuck you” for seeing all these people when I’m across the ocean and can’t run out to retrace your steps.) Now where’s that photo?

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 21:10:34 +0000

Add Semioli to the list of visiting footballers to New York! Just met him in front of Niketown. He was kinda shocked I recognized him, and his lovely WAG took our photo. He was really nice, and we had a little chit-chat. I didn’t bring up any transfer rumors, nor relegation ( I DO have a heart).

And YES I saved the picture; Martha expect the photo soon.

::keeping my eyes open::

By: Mike

Mike — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:22:05 +0000

Midgets like “Wizard of OZ” or midgets like “Charlie Chocolate Factory”?

(I just need to know how scared I should be)

By: Paolo

Paolo — Tue, 19 Jun 2007 20:10:58 +0000

No * for winning a game out right. Both teams got to use their full squads and played for 3 points. Unless the punishment stated that deducted teams had to play with midgets that were only allowed to walk, then the * aruguement is null. Had Inter won the Championship by 7 points over Milan who had an 8 point deduction, then I could understand and the asterisk. No Asterisk for wininng 17 straight games or beating 30 teams that WERE NOT using midgets, just their full squads with, 11 players on the pitch, 7 subs, 3 of which could be used. Anyhow its done now, season is over, story is old. Next year is another one and this off season is getting interestng.