Canna Calling Juve? Please.
By: Martha | July 17th, 2007
There’s a short (albeit picture-filled, which is nice) interview with Fabio Cannavaro in La Gazzetta today — only a single paragraph of which is online — and, after reading it, the people at Channel 4 decided the gist of the story was “Cannavaro calls Juve.” As a result, they struggled manfully throughout their write-up to make it sound as if Canna was desperate to come home, despite being unable to find quotes to that effect. (How a guy saying things like “I love being in Spain. Madrid is beautiful, Real is the most important club in the world and I have won La Liga” can be construed as a desperate plea for an Italy return is beyond me.)
The International Herald Tribune, meanwhile (what you might call a fairly reliable source that couldn’t care less where Canna goes), led their story with this headline: “Cannavaro unlikely to leave Real Madrid for return to Juventus.” And, yes, both these stories are based on exactly the same interview, and feature essentially the same series of quotes, translated almost identically. Canna does say that he loves Juve and offers the old, reliable “I could never rule out a return” line, but beyond that there’s not a sign of interest in coming home.
So, basically, it comes to this: Yes, Juve are overhauling their backline. Yes, Canna is a defender. Beyond that, though, there’s nothing to this story. Realistically speaking, Italy captain or not, why would Juve invest in a 33-year-old defender who costs a mint when they’re trying like hell to bring in enough youth to surive once the old folk they just resigned are gone? What’s really interesting in the article is that Canna dares criticize Francesco Totti for his endless hemming and hawing about his Italy return (or not). Why doesn’t someone take that bit of the story and run with it? It’s be morbidly entertaining to see that one blow up into a huge, useless battle of egos.
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How strange will it be if in his last game for the Azzurri, he was subbed off and in his place came Daniele De Rossi. His replacement for both #10 shirts. When no one thought he would retire.
Creepy.
But I will say, I’d love to see Totti sit out the qualifiers and come back for Euro 2008 in order to give him an extra year with Roma. Donadoni may not like it, but what’s he going to do? In his words, Totti is the best Italian in the world.
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hopefully canna does come home to juve:D also totti vs canna would be a fight that i would like to see ;)
muddia- are you implying that the WAG this week be the azzurri players?? if that is the case i am soo in:D
martha- thank you very much for that picture to brighten up the day:D
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Sofia, I read today a Juve statement that they don’t really want him, so it seems unlikely, sadly. But I like how you think regarding the WAGs! (Though I’m guessing Muddia might not.)
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I suppose Donadoni would have no choice but to pick him under those circumstances if he didn’t want to get lynched huh, Chris? Though I guess it’ll depend on his form n health this season. And his hair, of course. That too.
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martha i say we do a special edition of WAGs this week but i dont think we can cal it WAG as they are not wives or girlfriends but the players themselves:D this special edition would be loved by all the females…and perhaps some males on this site and i say that sounds good:D
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Don’t listen to Sofia. We already had this Canna picture which is why I am calling for a ridiculously hot WAG for this week. Maybe another double WAG.
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But Muddia, the Canna picture is so SMALL.
(And “Double WAG” sounds dangerously close to something that ought to be discussed over on that dirty Roma site, not this squeaky-clean forum.)
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I post pictures of classy eastern euro models and you post nipple shields and I’m the dirty one?
Quite logical.
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Yes I second Muddia’s motion. The whole WAG thing was created because you post those small pics you women love soo much, was it not? We need a double header WAG week!!
As for Canna. Real Said they don’t need his services Juve don’t really want him back. Newcastle is supposedly prepping a bid for him. They also want Barzagli.
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OK Martha, I sent the pic I was thinking about - no boinking, but tongue… *shrugs*
As for Double WAG week, seems to me that that would mean that you got to repost the entire Canna pic the same size as the WAG pics. And weren’t there 4 nearly nude women last week?
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Ady has a point….
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Forget double WAG week ….. I’ve got 4 of the D&G ad pictures and I want to use them!!!!! Martha - how do I post them to you? We are morally obliged to distribute them to the wider world …………..
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thanks julie!:D this will be the best WAG if you post them!
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Julie, I draw the line at this year’s D&G ads — Fabio Grosso ruins them for me, I can’t help but laugh at his I’m Sexy! Faces.
(But hell yes, send them along please! I believe italy [at] theoffside [dot] com will work.)
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Oh come on Martha. I think Amalia lying on that weight bench with four men looming over him outweighs Grosso any day. And I’ve got one of Canna alone from the previous year that will easiy compete with any WAG you can come up with.
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:D i knew i loved this blog:D
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I’m officially renaming this blog “The Hair Salon”
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Martha - pictures dutifully sent. And you will be pleased to know they are last years … so no (sexy) Grosso in sight ……… te, heee.
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damn julie i know how much we were all looking forward to seeing sexy grosso pictures haha
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Chris, you know you’re asking for it, right? Mr. Come Oggle Men Who Just Happen to Have Slightly Different Haircuts and Talk About Eastern European Models Who Do Blow?
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Julie, I know this will come as a massive shock, but I love them, thank you so much. (And thank you, thank you, a thousand times thank you for sparing me The Grosso.)
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Massive shock. *snort*
Martha, how about just using a ‘face shield’ for The Grosso?
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Ady, what a terrible thing to suggest! Or, rather a perfect thing to suggest that’s just too cruel to implement. (That said the possible transitive implication that the nipples are shield because they’re ugly rather than inappropriate is sort of awesome.)
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transitive OK, going with that, how about just photoshopping in someone else’s face? Bobo? Or Figo? Zlahtan’s nose is probably too big…
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HHAHHAAA! Man is it a good thing I don’t have Photoshop. (And everyone, make sure you don’t extrapolate that out to replacing all nipples with pictures of Bobo’s face. Don’t do it.)
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