Inter Skate (Again) and Bobo’s Pissed
By: Martha | June 23rd, 2007
Earlier this year, Christian Vieri filed a €20 million lawsuit against Inter Milan and an Italian telephone company, alleging that the club had tapped his phones during the six years he spent scoring buckets of goals for them and, just possibly, going out on the town from time to time. Though his personal lawsuit is going ahead, the football league’s investigation of the allegations — now accept to contain some truth, and to have also affected Adrian Mutu and Ronaldo, among others — came to an end yesterday, with no punishments handed down. Yes, that’s right: Inter got away with something. You’re shocked, I know. As you might expect, Bobo is distressed, albeit in a professional way. Rather than throwing a fit, he sent his lawyer out to address the press on his behalf: “I’m very surprised they decided to close the case. It doesn’t seem to me that they examined the evidence very closely.” In other words, “Typical.”
And, speaking of Bobo, the bastard is completely destroying both my plans to bring him to Palermo and Chris’ to land him for Roma by talking with newly promoted Genoa, a club reportedly willing to offer him a rather impressive £1 million for one year. Given that Palermo were probably assuming they’d be paying him significantly less than that (he earned the league minimum of £1,000/month last season with Atalanta), I’m not sure they’re going to fight Genoa for him. Sigh. Plus, Genoa is a lot closer to Bobo’s beloved Milan that are Palermo and Rome, so both those teams might just be SOL at this point. Bugger.
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Tags: Bobo Vieri, Genoa, Inter Milan, Mutu, Palermo, Roma, Ronaldo, Rumors -amp; News, Serie A, wiretappingSubscribe
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What do you think the chances of Bobo having a homemade “love tape” are? I’d say about 4:3, maybe even 10:9. I’m going to find it and blackmail him. I’ll make sure he spends the fall in Rome and the spring in Sicily.
Cool?
Actually, I bet Moratti has one of Bobo on file. This could be easy.
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Two things:
1)When you said “love tape” I immediately thought of the wacked-out guy in Boogie Nights listening to My Awesome Mix Tape, and just knew Bobo had one of those, and that is probably has Night Ranger on it.
2)The I realized what you were actually talking about and first reaction was slightly irritation with you for wanting to keep it out of the public eye. However, if the ploy works (and you make a copy) I’m all for it. Billiant plan, my friend.
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Two responses:
1) What! Night Ranger? My Awesome Mix Tape? What!
2) Don’t you think if Bobo actually had a “love tape” he would’ve already released it to the public in a ceremony involving a catered dinner, releasing of doves and Lionel Richie? Which brings up my back-up plan: We’ll kidnap Paris Hilton when she’s released from prison and take her to Milan. You know she couldn’t resist a) that much pub, b) the opportunity to make a crappy “love tape,” and c) the chance to get pleasured without having dropped the soap first (or however they operate in women’s prisons).
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Chris, re My Awesome Mix Tape: Check item #2 in this list.
And yes, I agree — Bobo would not be shy about a tape displaying his sexual prowess, though I’m not convinced about the Lionel. And while I like the direction of your new thinking, why on earth should Paris Hilton get to experience The Bobo? Is this, like, a reward for being an annoying, whiny little bitch (ala Philippe Mexes, except less pretty)? That just ain’t right!
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Who knew that my parents’ insistence upon sports and education would leave me so underdeveloped as a young adult?
Paris Hilton snuff film then? I think the world would vote a unanimous “Yes!” to that.
How dare you say such things about Philippe! You’re just ealous because you know he looks better in a dress and stiletto’s than you (of course the same goes for 99% of the global female population).
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And, not only are you ealous, but you’re jealous, too.
Ha!
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You two are missing the obvious answer. Dress up Philippe in that dress and stilettos, set him up with Bobo and use THAT tape as the blackmail tape.
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BRILLIANT, LAURIE! As Paris herself would say, “That’s hot.”
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I’m finding it increasingly difficult to defend Philippe here as he is French and all.
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“I’m finding it increasingly difficult to defend Philippe here as he is French and all.”
So what, that makes it MY job? I never defend guys whose features are more delicate than my own. Especially when they play in Italy.
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People, you’re missing the point here: Mexes doesn’t need to be defended, he should be emulated! He’s gorgeous, dresses carefully and carries a manbag, all entirely without shame. Which part of that should we not admire?
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How did this go from a Bobo sextape to a Philippe Mexes manpurse?
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I don’t know what the hell happened either. Anyway, getting back to the point: Bobo porn=good. That was your point, right?
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I, for one, am strangely alright without Bobo porn. You, however, may be a different story.
But for blackmailing purposes, Bobo porn is good for everybody.
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Thank you, your comments were entertaining, although unrelated to the actual post.
Only men who are secure with the masculinity carry “manbags”.
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Does anyone really think that if there was a tape of Bobo getting it on we woudn’t have seen it? He’s hardly one to hide is light, wel. anywhere. He’d have marketed under a “Sweet Years” logo by now.
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Valid point, Penn. Perhaps a letter-writing campaign with open his eyes to the profit potential in such an item. (I mean, I’m assuming. Not that I’d ever buy such a thing.)
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Bobo … sex tape. Ding Dong!!! Count me in!!!
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