Juve Love You Long Time

By: Martha | June 28th, 2007

Pepe!Man, it’s just all seduction, all the time up in Turin these days: Juve get promoted, and the next thing you know they’re the bookies’ third-favorite to win the title and are courting players like there’s no tomorrow.

At the moment, they’re working to complete their total defensive overhaul, which seems to mean contacting pretty much every Portuguese-speaking central defender (not named Couto) walking the face of the earth. First, it was Benfica’s Brazil international Luisão they were trying scoring, possibly as part of a package combining Juve property Fabrizio Miccoli — who has become a big favorite at the Lisbon side in the last two years — with about €8 million.

Now, though, the Luisão fascination seems to have faded away, only to be replaced by both Stuttgart’s Portuguese international Fernando Meira and Pepe, a young central defender who currently plays for Porto. There’s no word on how much Juve are willing to spend on Meira, but it appears they’ll have a fight on their hands for his service: He’s contracted to the German champions through 2010, and team personnel have said he’s not available. Regarding Pepe, meanwhile, there’s going to be some serious competition: Man U and Barcelona, among others, are said to be interested in the player, who is only 23 and seems to have clubs all across European convulsing with lust. Juve have reportedly already visited Pepe — who is currently under contract with Porto — and are preparing an substantial offer of about £13 million. Or, alternately, they’ll see if they can get Porto to take Miccoli (who has been telling the Portuguese press it’s either Juve or Benfica for him, full-stop) off their hands and reduce the fee that way.

No matter how much it costs, though, club president Giovanni Cobolli Gigli has everybody’s back: They need a defender and, dammit he’s willing to spend. And, just as importantly, Nedved will stay for another year, they’re working on Camo, and “White men? The attack is competitive.” (My god, Google translate is in rare form today. There’s more coming, never fear.)






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  • Sofia |  June 28th, 2007 at 10:14 am

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    ooh ooh and dont forget now that capello was shown the door, canna may be on his way home to turin…we shall see what happens…

    on non juve news did you hear that while adriano was in brasil he was a victim of extortion haha..some guys came to his door with fake police documents that accused him of being a drug dealer and that if he wanted to escape prosecution he had to pay a certain amount of money. everywhere this man goes trouble follows…lesson here is to never chill with adriano and you will stay out of harms way:D

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  • Martha |  June 28th, 2007 at 10:16 am

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    I did see that, Sofia — it’s mentioned in the “life is boring” story, but it’s pretty awesome nevertheless. If only he’d been part o the blackmail scandal, and the “arguement gay.” That’d have been the a hell of a story!

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  • Sofia |  June 28th, 2007 at 10:43 am

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    hahaha that would have made for a real good story…maybe we should start that rumour just for the fun of it….no no just kidding…im actually surprised that no one has blackmailed adriano yet…well actually not really seeing as his life is one big media circus after another…hes almost like the paris hilton of football… now all he needs is his version of tinkerbell and hes set:D

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  • ben |  June 28th, 2007 at 11:24 am

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    Out of idle curiosity.. when, if ever, is the last time a team got promoted and won the league in the same year?

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  • Francesco |  June 28th, 2007 at 12:48 pm

  • Sofia |  June 28th, 2007 at 1:01 pm

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    hahahaha thats funny:D:D fans these days…so unforgiving…

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  • Mike |  June 28th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

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    Bianchi on eBay! I guess he’s IT.

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  • Mike |  June 28th, 2007 at 1:28 pm

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    btw: Running google.translate on the auction returns “white men” (like the article above) every time Bianchi is mentioned, and it can be a surreal experience.

    Anyone have Rolando “As You Like It” jokes? I’m stumped.

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  • Martha |  June 28th, 2007 at 1:29 pm

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    That is AWESOME, Francesco (and it’s made even better by the white man thing). Freaking brilliant.

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