Lazio v Torino: That Rosina Guy, He’s Not Bad

By: Martha | August 25th, 2007

Ale the youngerFirst, and most importantly: This game featured a female announcer on RAI and a female linesman. And the latter was wearing shorts, not the horrible skort they used to have to wear! Mark my words, kids are lining up for sleigh rides in hell today.

Moving on. Considering that one of the teams finished third last year and the other just avoided the drop, we could have done a lot worse that a sometimes-lively 2-2 draw. In fact, after a first 10 minutes in which they seemed determined to give the ball away the moment they won it, Torino acquitted themselves fairly well in the first half. They started passing to the right team, using Eugenio Corini as much as humanly possible and even created some vaguely useful attacks.

Marco Ballotta, Lazio’s ancient, stop-gap keeper looked shaky at best; it must have been killing Toro not to be able to put the ball on goal more often, because he gave every indication of being willing to let several past him, if challenged. Eventually, though, Alessandro Rosina released a shot so sweet the keeper didn’t even have to flap useless at the ball for it to go in: The ball rolled to Rosina outside the box on the left and he peek at the keeper before the ball arrived, took a touch, and lofted it up from about 20 yards. The ball drifted over the keeper’s head (he didn’t even bother to jump, so perfect was the chip) and nestled into the back of the net. Magic.

The first half ended 1-0 (with both team having lost people to injury, the worst a leg fracture suffered by Lazio’s Modibo Diakhite), but Lazio came out in the second half and made their obvious superiority pay, scoring two quick goals and getting one called back for a questionable offside (by the male linesman, thankfully). It was hard to tell whether Lazio are a very slick attacking side, or if Torino are just shockingly bad in the back, but the visitors were scrambling practically every time Lazio came at them; even with nine and 10 men behind the ball they were still overrun on a regular basis. For their part, though Lazio surely couldn’t cup up better sides as easily as they did Toro, they nevertheless worked some nice one-touch exchanges in attack, and their strikers are wildly aggressive going forward which is fun to watch.

Torino secured the tie on a laughably free header, and will surely be pleased to have picked up a point from an (injury-plagued) team most assume will finish in the top six.

[Thanks to Marco for the Rosina goal clip.]





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  • chris |  August 25th, 2007 at 10:59 am

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    I’m still pissed Roma didn’t buy up co-ownership or full-ownership then loan Rosinaldo back to Torino for the year. He’s going to command 20m next year. So sick.

    Marth, you watching the Yooventus game right now? Can we all agree to kill this commentator with the most annoying voice/speaking tactics ever? BufFON gets…the BALL no…HE….doeSN’T.

    Oh, and Juve is going to have a rough start this year.

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  • Martha |  August 25th, 2007 at 11:10 am

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    Yes, he seems to be trying to make up for the fact that he’s alone by punching every other syllable, which someone must have told him was a Secret Broadcasting Trick. (I’m behind — only watched about three minutes and already two ugly moments in the Juve defense.)

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  • Anna Italia |  August 25th, 2007 at 11:56 am

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    Lazio 2 – Torino 2, offered a good opening for the Italian Serie A. It was an entertaining kick off for the Serie A 2007-2008. Also, the female annnouncer on RAI did a good job. I am waiting for the comments on La Domenica Sportiva.

    Lazio-Torino 2-2
    This game featured a female announcer on RAI and a female linesman. And

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  • chris |  August 25th, 2007 at 12:02 pm

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    Hey, Iaquinta was given a very very soft penalty. Hmm…controversial refereeing decisions.

    Welcome back, Juve.

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  • Marco420 |  August 25th, 2007 at 12:36 pm

  • k |  August 25th, 2007 at 12:46 pm

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    so much for a bad start.. damn juve..

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  • Mike |  August 25th, 2007 at 12:59 pm

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    Juve started with a very strong first half, but looked tired for the second despite the 4 goals. Great debuts for Nocerino and Almiron, and Vinny had a good day with a brace.

    That gesture that Iaquinta made after his second goal (the goal that hit off his ass) was the Italian gesture for “che culo”, a phrase that’s used to describe extraordinary luck despite literally translating to “what an ass”, which is appropriate considering the circumstances under which he scored.

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  • Marco420 |  August 25th, 2007 at 1:45 pm

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    Juve hightlights with crappy music

    http://www.rojadirecta.com/foros/viewtopic.php?t=23839

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  • Martha |  August 25th, 2007 at 1:54 pm

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    Thanks, Marco, I’ll add those into the post.

    I can’t write up the Juve match because my PVR decided to poop out with 30 minutes left in the game, but I really wasn’t that impressed. They didn’t seem very coherent in attack despite all the goals (I watch the highlights but didn’t see much build-up — was it better in the last 30, Mike?), not the flowing, confident football you expect from Juve. That said, I realize it was game one. And poor Livorno — they’re just terrible. Can’t defend, and their strikers are going to go insane from loneliness, just standing alone up there without any service whatsoever.

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  • Marcello |  August 25th, 2007 at 2:29 pm

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    That Rosina Guy, He’s Not Bad? OMG Martha! How long did it take you to notice!?!??!

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  • Martha |  August 25th, 2007 at 2:35 pm

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    Jeez, Marcello, I may be a hack but I’m not THAT much of a hack! That’s a sarcastic use of understatement there, thanks very much.

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  • chris |  August 25th, 2007 at 2:41 pm

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    You weren’t kidding about that crappy music

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  • Ethan |  August 25th, 2007 at 4:04 pm

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    Grande Rosina.

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  • Francesco |  August 25th, 2007 at 5:28 pm

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    that woman announcer has been on RAI for years. Not bad, but not that interesting either.

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  • Marco |  August 25th, 2007 at 5:51 pm

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    This Torino team ain’t half bad, huh Martha? ;)
    And Juve rulez!

    Chris and Martha, which channel were you watching the Juve game on?

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  • Martha |  August 25th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

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    Francesco I’d heard her before, but only on Serie B games — I didn’t know they let her do The Big Show.

    Marco, I’m not drinking the Kool-Aid yet, but you’ve got me hoping. (: I was watching the Juve game on FSC, I don’t know if the announcer was theirs or if they were pulling the feed from somewhere else; I recognizes him but I’m not sure why.

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  • Marco |  August 25th, 2007 at 11:46 pm

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    Mmmh… maybe FSC and FSWC (the Canadian equivalent of FSC) don’t get the same commentator, but I thought the guy on FSWC did an okay job. Was he all by himself (i.e. no analyst)?

    It’s hard to talk non-stop for 90 minutes without an analyst ready to chip in once in a while… matches should always have 2 commentators.

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  • Mike |  August 26th, 2007 at 12:10 am

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    The last 30 minutes of the match was only ok despite the 4 goals, but really not as strong as the first half where I think we dictated the play and flow of the match. I really like how Nocerino worked the flank (who needs Camo?) and how Almiron dictated play (who really needs Camo?), but second half sub Tiago didnt do too much for me despite adding another Portug to the lineup. He still needs time.

    I did NOT like letting up a goal on literally the last kick of the game. Ranieri should have some boys running suicide sprints for that.

    It was REALLY nice to see Trezzie score a hat-trick on day one and makes my prediction of 20+ goals for Trezz a bit more believable.

    Let’s see Inter score 5 goals against whoever-the-fuck tomorrow!

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  • Marcello |  August 26th, 2007 at 12:09 pm

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    now you got to do an article about Aquilani. X)

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