Lovely, Welcome Fluff, Or: A Ranking of WAGs

By: Martha | February 7th, 2007

According to the ever-reliable Gazetta della Sport, British magazine Nuts (which, given that its website features a gallery called “Best New Boobs of 2007,” seems to rest somewhere between Playboy and FHM in the men’s magazine spectrum) recently ranked the “companions” of footballers in order of hotness, with Ryan Giggs’ elusive girlfriend Stacey Cooke topping the list. (Clearly Welshmen choose women differently than do Italians, because Google turns up not a single picture of her alone, clothed or otherwise. How boring is that?)

There are, however, several Italy-based significant others on the list, including Davide Bombardini’s porn-a-rific wife Giorgia Palmas, who came in a very respectable fifth and will inevatibly be a WAG of the Week sooner than later. Also bringing Italy glory through their presence in the top 10 are: Federica Ridolfi, the girlfriend of Juve’s Giuliano Giannichedda, and Fabiani Alexia, AKA the soon-to-be-Mrs. Alessio Tacchinardi, both of whom (though, to be fair, I can’t actually find a picture of Fabiani) are much hotter than Stacey Cooke. Plus, Kristen Pazik is 62nd on the list! I mean, please! Clearly the editors of Nuts — surely a fine, classy publication — have taste issues.

Category: Serie A, WAGs

Tags: Fabiani Alexia, Federica Ridolfi, Giorgia Palmas, Ryan Giggs, Serie A, Stacey Cooke, WAGs

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• Paolo |  February 7th, 2007 at 1:19 pm

  
  
  

  Madonna Mia!! Spectacular! Could be the best WAG yet, and I am digging the extra links to other WAGs. Thanks for the bonus features!!

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• Muddia Dome |  February 7th, 2007 at 3:30 pm

  
  
  

  I am loving this and will spend the next hour or so perusing that article. I am a little confused though Martha. Is the girl on the post Federica Ridolfi?

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• Martha |  February 7th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

  
  
  

  I think so, Muddia, yeah — why, is it not her? I’m relying on Google, which could be drawn by weird image labeling.

  And Paolo, I aim to please! If all goes well there’s a brand, spanking-new (so to speak) WAG coming tomorrow afternoon, too.

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• Muddia Dome |  February 7th, 2007 at 3:35 pm

  
  
  

  I thought Christmas came early this week. Turns out it is coming twice. Sweet.

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• RomaPete |  February 7th, 2007 at 4:00 pm

  
  
  

  Ah thank you so much, Martha. Nice to see things getting back to normal after a depressing week. With or without fans, the real engines of sport are still working just fine.

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• Gina |  February 8th, 2007 at 8:32 pm

  
  
  

  Hi Martha hope this works but I found a picture of Ryan Giggs and GF hope this helps :)

  http://www.ryangiggs.org/gallery/albums/Relationships/3.jpg

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• Gina |  February 8th, 2007 at 8:34 pm

  
  
  

  darn it it didn’t work, sorry.

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• Martha |  February 9th, 2007 at 4:54 am

  
  
  

  I fixed it Gina — thanks! (But how is she hotter than Federica?! Please!)

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