And, Mike, so YOU’RE that weird, Del Piero Superman guy I keep seeing! At least you’re cooler than that asshat naked cowboy guy. And your hair is much better than Alex’s, though I suppose that’s not very hard.

I DO wear Alex jerseys under my work clothes every day, but I guess that won’t really help the next time he’s shopping in midtown unless I’m running around like Superman… Which I suppose I occasionally do.

(And I’ll have you know I’m one degree from Mutu — I know a guy who’s a buddy of his, which I believe gives me a 54% chance of meeting him if he ever comes to New York. Though I also am getting the sense that all Romanians have his phone number, so my contact might not be the intimate associate he makes himself out to be.)

@Lisa
I read a two sentence article at tribal football. Just doing my part to spread rumors.

Anthony, I think we can rule out Corini going to Catania. His reason for delaying on contract negotiations with Palermo was because he was considering the possibility of playing somewhere closer to where his children live (Verona.) Catania, aside from being Palermo’s rivals, don’t really help with the distance issue. Various reports say he’s talking to Siena, Gazzetta say they’re discussing a two year contract.

Instead of suspending you, we simply require at least three comments/day, as well as the sharing of Adrian Mutu’s phone number — you’ve get it when he calls you to give advice on how to handle the situation with dignity and class. (And, trust me, he WILL call.)