Comments on: Right, So Who Wants a Cassano?

By: Ro

Ro — Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:51:22 +0000

Oh my god I don’t think I’ll ever be able to look at anco the same again. Lol.

I can imagen those meeting they have where they were trying to decided on to get cassano or not (even though he refused to come) with Anco dressed in leather pants dancing on top of a random car in the parking lot high on peyote singing milan wishes,Berlu pretending to be hitler. Galiani sticking is finger repeatedly in a light socket like uncle fester (who he happens to have an uncanny resemblence to by the way), Inzaghi falling out of his chair and whinning compliang that it was a foul. Gila diving across the table every few minutes claiming that he was pushed. Gattuso running about like a rabid dog foaming at the mouth and poor Paolo M sitting there demanding that they all stop the crazyness and have a normal meeting. It would be like a three ring circus!

By: Ady

Ady — Tue, 24 Jul 2007 03:10:13 +0000

*blinks* So why is it now that I am concerned about knowing enough to carry on an intelligent conversation around here?!

What is it we have here? Ancelotti is dressed in leather pants – problematic as that is – dancing about on top of a car, high on peyote, singing “Milan Wishes” to the tune of “LA Woman” and hypnotizing Cassano into not being quite so nuts… *wanders off dazed*

By: Martha

Martha — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:20:34 +0000

Paolo, I’m just glad you’re using your powers for good, because that is brilliant, my friend. BRILLIANT.

By: Paolo

Paolo — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 21:05:32 +0000

I’ll write one. We can even petition a re-write of L.A. Woman to a song about their strikers and call it “Milan Wishes.” If you actually sing those lyrics to the tune its a nice fit.

By: Martha

Martha — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:33:48 +0000

BWAHAHAHAAA!! Paolo, it’s time to start writing letters — that’ll surely be the best PR idea they’ve heard all summer. (After “Pretend we’re spending a mint to buy a striker. Any striker!”)

By: Lisa

Lisa — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 20:29:21 +0000

I love you guys.

By: Paolo

Paolo — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:33:13 +0000

Is he shouting that he can do anything? Now all he needs is the Morrison curls and some Peyote and it should be a hell of a season for Milan. That should go a long way to keeping people interested in the team.

By: Martha

Martha — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:15:26 +0000

Oh GOD Joe! Now I’m picturing Ancelotti swaying on top of a car with a bottle of liquor, ala Val Kilmer in The Doors. That will NEVER leave my head now.

By: k

Mon, 23 Jul 2007 19:03:49 +0000

hah…. double points for the doors reference!

By: Joe

Joe — Mon, 23 Jul 2007 18:55:54 +0000

Ancelotti as the Lizard King! I love it. Wouldn’t want to see him in leather trousers though.