Room Service Training for Ronaldo

By: Martha | July 2nd, 2007

If you’re a big enough cheese, apparently, even the most important clubs in the world will work on your schedule. Take Ronaldo, for example. Like many footballers, he’s been enjoying a well-deserved holiday — first New York, then a romantic visit to French Polynesia with his new ladyfriend of six months, and then on to the nice, laid back ‘ville of Rio de Janeiro where he introduced said lady to his son for the first time (it went swimmingly, thanks), and has mostly been hanging out on the beach, enjoying life.

Now, if this was you or me and it was time to start getting fit again for work, we’d have to end the life of leisure, buckle down, and get our asses in gear, right? Not Ronaldo. Instead, a Milan trainer FLEW TO RIO TO WORK WITH HIM. Not only that, but said trainer is going to be there all week, helping the poor youngster learn his program, and giving him tips on whatever he needs — eating, drinking, the ladies, whatever. Milan don’t send out no half-assed trainers.*

That said, if Milan had looked at recent photos of their striker — once (or 200 times) referred to on this very page as “The Fat Ronaldo” — they might not have bothered, because the man is looking frighteningly good. Apparently the combination of sun, surf and sex agrees with him. Ooooh! I smell a new official training regiment for the Rossoneri!

*Compare this, if you will, to Adriano’s treatment by Inter: He had one meeting, and was told to eat salad. That can not possibly bode well.

Category: AC Milan, Adriano, Inter Milan, Rumors & News, Serie A

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• chris g |  July 2nd, 2007 at 5:08 pm

  
  
  

  Direct quote from Billiam Costacurta:

  “Having the right woman next to you is fundamental for an athlete.”

  Martha, it’s ALL about the ladies.

  I’m guessing he’s throwing his intellectual weight around these days now that he’s on the staff in Milan. Maybe it really is the new training system. (Billiam certainly does have the right woman beside him, my preferred WAG of choice)

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• Comandante Agi |  July 2nd, 2007 at 6:31 pm

  
  
  

  My wife is in love with Ronaldo. What a six pack for the pie man - I better not let her see this photo lol.

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• Laurie |  July 2nd, 2007 at 8:25 pm

  
  
  

  I didn’t even recognize him with hair.

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• Linda |  July 3rd, 2007 at 1:18 am

  
  
  

  Me too, Laurie. Ronaldo with a full head of hair - that hasn’t happened in years.

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• Martha |  July 3rd, 2007 at 1:27 am

  
  
  

  Chris, who’s Billy’s wife? Has she been a WAG of the Week, or have you been keeping her from us?

  Agi, you might want to implement one of those child-safe filters on your computer for “Ronaldo” images searches, because if your wife was already in love with him this could well send her over the edge. (And no good can come of her seeing Cristiano Ronaldo, either, so you’re killing two birds with one stone.)

  Linda and Laurie, apparently he stopped shaving his head at the personal request of Silvio Berlusconi. Sigh. I don’t get it, either.

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• Ethan |  July 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 am

  
  
  

  Quick, somebody post a pic of ‘Fat Tony’ Cassano to cool this place down!

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• Nelly |  July 3rd, 2007 at 7:17 am

  
  
  

  It must be the Milan magic working on Ronaldo. I only recognized him because of the teeth face.

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• chris g |  July 3rd, 2007 at 12:07 pm

  
  
  

  It’s Martina Colombari. Who is, in fact, one of your WAGs, as well as having a beauty that can take your breath away.

  By the way, let me clarify what I was saying anyway. Colocurta is my favorite WAG that you’ve done. However, Mrs. Zambrotta tops my list of all WAGs (and it doesn’t have to do with her “assets,” I’m not an asset guy - anyone will tell you such, but I think she is genuinely gorgeous - the twins don’t hurt, though)

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• Martha |  July 3rd, 2007 at 4:54 pm

  
  
  

  I know it’s weird to say this given all the (almost)p0rn I’ve posted, but I honestly cannot bring myself to feature Mrs. Z. Like, I’m embarrassed for her in every pic I’ve seen so far — please at least tell me they’re real, and that she didn’t do that to herself voluntarily.

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• chris g |  July 3rd, 2007 at 6:14 pm

  
  
  

  Apparently they are real and she’s actually an athlete. Specifically an Inline Downhill Speedskater, and she is or was one of the best in the world.

  If they are natural, it’s clear those things are there because she was born to heed to gravity. If they are fake I’d let her slide by with a “career enhancement” label.

  http://members.aon.at/inline.at/lau3.jpg

  If you do ever do a WAG bit on her, feel free to use that picture. I wonder if there’s big money in that sort of career?

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• Lisa |  July 5th, 2007 at 7:05 am

  
  
  

  Oh. My. God. I scrolled down the page quickly to see if I’ve missed anything big and what to my wondering eyes should appear but a picture of Fat Ronaldo. No longer fat. With hair. Looking frighteningly good, in fact. (What will we call him now?)

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