The Continuing Adventures of Antonio Cassano and His Brain

By: Martha | December 14th, 2007

Antonio Cassano misses Roma. So much. Despite fighting with pretty much every manager the club had during his time there, he wishes he’d never left, and describes his departure as “a big mistake.” Though, being Antonio Cassano, he can’t leave it at that and just say something nice, so he his more recent declaration of love ended with this: “The club also were partly responsible as they promised me things and then took them away.” Fuckers.

Problems with the liars at the club (and in the press) aside, Cassano is now more in love with The Great Totti than ever, and can’t wait to see him and hug him and wish him merry Christmas and tell him how great his family is and … Hey, Antonio? Rosella doesn’t want you back, alright? You can stop with the ass-kissing already, jeez.

Away from his fruitless declarations of Roma-love, Cassano had time for a moment of self-examination in which, just days after talking about how hilarious he finds his own infantile antics, he came to a shocking conclusion: “I need to improve mentally, otherwise I’m a disaster.” Gee, ya think?

Category: Roma, Rumors & News, Sampdoria, Serie A

Tags: Antonio Cassano, Roma, Rosella Sensi, Rumors & News, Sampdoria, Serie A, Totti

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• Romanista SA |  December 14th, 2007 at 2:20 pm

  
  
  

  What a waste of talent.

  Honestly. I’m sure many would give their left testicle to have his talent. To throw it away like that is tantamount to mocking the Gods.

  Rot at Sampdoria Antonio. You deserve nothing less.

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• Romanista SA |  December 14th, 2007 at 2:23 pm

  
  
  

  By the way, I’m not bitter, I promise.

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• Rob |  December 14th, 2007 at 3:05 pm

  
  
  

  Maybe its finally dawned on him that he had it and has completely fucked it. What a complete and utter waster.

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• kirby |  December 14th, 2007 at 8:04 pm

  
  
  

  antonio, antonio, antonia…errr i mean antonio. i think he has a alot of pms. probably going through a mid-pms-crisis as usual.

  this kid makes me wanna cry. so much talent. so stupid. so antonio Cassano! you know what…i think am gonna break into song!

  it seems today, that all you see, is violence in italy and antonio’s stupidity. but where are those good old vashioned brian cells on which we use to rely? he’s stupider than that guy from family guy! i rather watch adriano, than Mr. Cassano, i guess the best thhing for us to do is Laugh and Cry. Antonio ah Stupid GUY!!!!!!!!!! (8)

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• Vin |  December 14th, 2007 at 10:13 pm

  
  
  

  Martha, you and I are on the same Cassano page.

  It seems, however, that there are still people who maintain that 1) he’s just going to bust loose one day and become the greatest player in Italy… and/or 2) regardless of how much drama he causes at the club level, none of it matters when considering him for the Azzurri… because he puts on the blue shirt and suddenly becomes mild-mannered… or something.

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• Marco |  December 15th, 2007 at 10:56 am

  
  
  

  For those who care about details by the way, that Cassano interview was released on the Vialli and Rossi TV program in Italy, and republished on the paper version of Gazzetta dello Sport.

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• Yo |  December 16th, 2007 at 6:20 pm

  
  
  

  Cassano uses less than 50% of his Brain…………………………

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• kirby |  December 16th, 2007 at 6:48 pm

  
  
  

  Yo, ummmm… all of use use less than 50% of our brain. no human has yet to use more than 13% of their brain. lol. antonio is a man who only has the ability to use .00001% of his cranium

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