The Continuing Adventures of Antonio Cassano and His Brain
By: Martha | December 14th, 2007
Antonio Cassano misses Roma. So much. Despite fighting with pretty much every manager the club had during his time there, he wishes he’d never left, and describes his departure as “a big mistake.” Though, being Antonio Cassano, he can’t leave it at that and just say something nice, so he his more recent declaration of love ended with this: “The club also were partly responsible as they promised me things and then took them away.” Fuckers.
Problems with the liars at the club (and in the press) aside, Cassano is now more in love with The Great Totti than ever, and can’t wait to see him and hug him and wish him merry Christmas and tell him how great his family is and … Hey, Antonio? Rosella doesn’t want you back, alright? You can stop with the ass-kissing already, jeez.
Away from his fruitless declarations of Roma-love, Cassano had time for a moment of self-examination in which, just days after talking about how hilarious he finds his own infantile antics, he came to a shocking conclusion: “I need to improve mentally, otherwise I’m a disaster.” Gee, ya think?
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