

Serie A’s Ugliest Footballer: The Final Round
By: Francesco | December 16th, 2008
So, the results are in and now it is time for the Final Round of Serie A’s Ugliest Footballer. The footballers with the top 10 votes have made it to this round and now we will vote to see who is definitely the ugliest! Results and new poll after the jump.
Here are the top ten ugliest Serie A footballers, voted by you:
1) Giuseppe Mascara – 39 Votes
2) Sulley Muntari – 31 Votes
3) Zlatan Ibrahimovic – 30 Votes
4) Rodrigo Taddei – 29 Votes
5) Ronaldinho – 25 Votes
6) Rubinho – 15 Votes
7) Emerson – 15 Votes
8) Ivan Juric – 14 Votes
9) Antonio Cassano – 12 Votes
10) Stevan Jovetic – 11 Votes
I think everyone that deserved to be there is there, so that’s good. So you can vote for the Rat (Mascara), the Extraterrestrial (Muntari), the Camel (Ibrahimovic), the Elongated Face (Taddei), the Horse (Ronaldinho), the Unibrow (Rubinho), the 65 year old senior citizen (Emerson), the Criminal Rapist (Juric), the Crater Face (Cassano), or the Brace-Face (Jovetic). If you still need help deciding, click the links above to see these ugly bastards one last time.
So, here is the final poll. Voting will last until December 22, 2008 at midnight. You only have one vote, so make sure you vote for who you truly think is the ugliest! Vote away!
Who is the Ugliest Serie A Footballer?
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Blatant racism?? Are you serious? Morimoto is ugly. I mean, it’s not like we’re saying NAKATA is ugly – if that were the case, than MAYBE you’d be able to throw out the “racist” label that is all too freely thrown around these days. That’d be like saying that Muntari is only ugly because he’s black.
Please dude…go find a soap box somewhere else.
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Clearly Mascara’s presence means we hate guineas, Zlatan is in there only because we dislike zingari, Muntari is only there cause he’s black….
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jovetic looks kinda like betty la fea
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Wow dude, Morimoto is not ugly in the least bit. He looks like a normal Japanese dude ??? So uh, take that soap box of yours (passionate Italian, turn rage-junkie) and go somewhere else. Honestly, there is no reason for him to be on there. He’s a very normal looking Asian.
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In any case, maybe he just doesn’t photograph well.
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Tommy –
You say “tomato” I say “UGLY”. Dude, people nominated all these people who were listed before. Not everyone sees the “beautiful” in the ugly the way you do, bro.
Trust me, half the women here think Ibra looks good – when he really looks like an oversized mosquito. I’m just sayin that you can’t go off crying “racism” when none exists…besides, I didn’t generalize “asians” the way you just tried to generalize “italians” apparently. It’s all a matter of opinion.
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Alright alright, I guess I can agree to that point of view, but don’t get your panties in a bunch when you see the word “race”.
I’m not generalizing Italians. I’m half Chinese, and half Napoletan, so I know a thing or two about the flaming passion of Italians.
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Nobody was getting their “panties in a bunch”. You were the one shouting “racism” dude. I’m just saying that it’s really annoying to read about people being “offended” and “horrified” and “shocked” about some little blog post that was meant in jest.
People who WANT to be offended do so because they got nothing better to do. That’s all I’m sayin. After all, remember, beauty is in the eye of the beholder eh? lol
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Wwwwwwwwwwwellllll by that theory, Materazzi is an ugly fucking oversized hulk that until recently, got his haircut choice in order a little to late in his career.
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Hey now, leave Marco out of this!
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Voted Emerson.
I wouldnt do him.
Not that I would do the other guys but I’d need the most alcohol with him
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I voted for the Ivan the kidnapper.
“How much for the little girl?”
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And that ref gives me the creeps. Looks like a Roman Emperor come to life.
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tommy what the fuck is wrong with you. Your boy morimoto isn’t here so why are you bitching? You come to make trouble and whine and bitch, go annoy yourself in the mirror we dn’t want to here it.
For me it is a toss up between Emerson and Muntari, i coudln’t decide so i voted twice.
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After a day of thinking, I had to go with Jovetic. For some reason I just find the kid completely hideous.
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Ibra is the ugliest, he looks like a dead giraffe. Cassano in not nice looking either. Leave Taddei out of this, he can’t do anything about it cos of the car crash.
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You Taddei supporters make it sound as if he were Brad Pitt before the car crash. Newsflash: this dude has been ugly with or without the aid of a car.
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Colin, lay of the steroids you rage newb.
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Will everyone just vote for Muntari please? It shouldn’t even be a contest!
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wong, go back to watching oprah, your getting overexcited again.
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Muntari by far, the guy looks like some kind of new Muppet character gone wrong
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Sulley Muntari: cuttlefish from outer space
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Haha ricci
Yeah, I had to go with Muntari. Mascara is close, and Rubinho is a good one, although I counted him out because if he shaved his unibrow (10 seconds, man) he’d be a billion times less hideous.
Igor is close competition though.
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Looks like a turd, smells like a turd, acts like a turd… must be a turd! Antonio Cassano has earned my vote.
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oh snap Colin. You got me with that one ?
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