The Last Post on Inter’s Title, I Swear

After carefully going through all the photos at Getty and the Inter website of the team’s endless celebration last night, I’ve come to the conclusion that Dejan Stankovic really likes to party. Though he put some clothes on when he left the locker room (only to lose them again later), he nevertheless appears in virtually every picture, usually giving someone a sloppy hug. To his credit, however, he seems to hold his liquor much better than, say, Adriano and Ibra. But we knew that already, didn’t we? Also not surprising is that, despite being on a plane surely stocked with every alcohol known to man, Matrix’s beverage of choice is still Budweiser. Nice one, Matrix. Very nice.

On the opposite side of the spectrum, meanwhile, was the perpetually pulled together and adult Javier Zanetti, who seems to have either spent the night entirely sober, or is very, very good at masking the effects of alcohol. Well, either that or he’s actually a happy robot. Which, if you think about it, would explain a lot.

In other, sightly less drunk Inter news, Mancini’s contract was secretly extended (oh that Moratti, he’s such a Joker) ages ago, and he’ll apparently be at the club at least through 2011. Which means the Mourinho dream, sadly, is at an end.

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