WAG of the Week: Alessia Marcuzzi

By: Martha | February 22nd, 2007

Alessia Marcuzzi

Even if Ms. Marcuzzi wasn’t currently dating the very not-ugly Carlo Cudicini who, despite playing in London for the past seven years, remains Italian, she’s still be grandfathered into the Italians WAGs club, because she had a son with Simone Inzaghi before Carlo came along. She sort of a double WAG, if you will.

So, like 95% of the other women in this feature, Alessia is a showgirl and, yes, and actress. Not only that, but like many of the others she also a)shot a nude calendar for Max, and b)appeared in that damn Police Officers show. What is WITH these footballers? Do they shop for girlfriends on TV? Should we be jealous? That would be an amazing by-product of fame, at least for a while — to just point, have someone make a call, and Bam! — a date. Though Simone Inzaghi? Really? I can’t imagine him having that much pull. Perhaps, the first time His People called, they said he was Pippo, and by the time Alessia realized she’d been had, it was too late.

Or, just maybe, he came upon her nude in the jungle, trapped under a giant leaf and unable to move, and took a picture and then rescued her. I’m thinking that was it.

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Muddia Dome

She's definately hot (as if any of the WAGs is not). But, kind of a creepy picture no?

And Martha, now that Bob has caught onto this on the main page, I think I deserve some screen cred for pushing the idea.
Ruby

Hey, I dunno: much as I adore my Pippo, I can't deny Simone's a helluva lot hotter...*swoons*
Martha

N, I don't know whether to be proud or ashamed that I knew what you were talking about right away.
N

"Perhaps, the first time His People called, they said he was Pippo, and by the time Alessia realized she’d been had, it was too late."

This reminds me of:
-You... & Ralph?
-Kenny... the Copy Boy.