

Wow, Actual Non-Fabricated News About Quagliarella
By: Martha | June 20th, 2007Just as I was writing up yesterday’s confident press reports that Fabio Quagliarella’s co-owners had reached an agreement under which the Sampdoria would pay £4 million for Udinese’s half of the striker (and thus set things in motion for a massive, international bidding war), the news came through that the reports had in fact been
giant lies sadly uninformed.
In reality — as announced by no less authority than Udine’s sporting director — the clubs have failed to reach an agreement of any kind, and will instead resolve the issue of Quagliarella’s ownership by means of a blind auction. Awesome. Only in Italy would the ownership of players a)be shared among multiple clubs, and b)be determined by writing values on pieces of paper and shoving them in envelopes. And that’s exactly what will happen: Each team will jot down the amount they’re willing to pay for the other team’s half of the player (Word has it Samp own his lower half which, while powerful, doesn’t work well without the head, so which half is actually most valuable is anyone’s guess.), and whoever bids the most gets to pay just that to the other team.
The co-ownership deal ends tonight, and the envelopes will be opened tomorrow morning in the football league offices; by tomorrow night, one assumes, Quagliarella will be whole again, and Manchester United and Roma will know who to start pestering with offers. For what it’s worth, the player is in love with Roma (a club with whom Udine reportedly aren’t real eager to negotiate) and “would gladly join” Man U, though his wise agent seems to think he’ll go no further than Sampdoria. In sum, your guess as to his destination is as good as anyone else’s, and don’t let any of those highly paid journalists tell you otherwise.
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