WAG of the Week: Kristen Pazik

By: Martha | January 24th, 2007

I originally said that any potential WAG of the Week had to be involved with a man currently playing in Italy (or, if he’s abroad, playing for the Azzurri) and now, just a few weeks into the feature, I’m already breaking my own rules. Though I’m guessing not many of you will complain about the presence of Kirsten Pazik in this post, since she’s naked as a jaybird. (I was going to use this picture, but that pesky nipple seemed inappropriate — I decided a bare ass was less likely to offended any delicate souls who happened by.)

Anyway, for those of you unfamiliar with Ms. Kristen Pazik, she’s an American model, married to one Andriy Shevchenko. And, since Sheva spent so many spectacular years in Italy, I’m grandfathering her in, though she’s not technically an Italian WAG. She’s not done a ton of modeling, as far as I can tell, but when she does it she’s usually naked. So there is that.

Also: In the interest of full disclosure, I must tell you that, according to Wikipedia, her lips and boobs are fake artificially enhanced. Just so you know.

Category: WAGs

Tags: Kirsten Pazik, Serie A, Shevchenko, WAGs

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• Muddia Dome |  January 24th, 2007 at 5:16 pm

  
  
  

  Excellent. Bravo. And clearly, he spent enough time and won a player of the year in Italy so, it has to be all good. I do wonder if it is true that she put the kaibosh on any talk of his returning from Chelsea because she wanted to live in a place where English is the first language.

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• Laurie |  January 24th, 2007 at 5:50 pm

  
  
  

  Aw, Martha, it’s an art photo! See the black and white! See the shadows! It’s not, like, soft-core porn! It’s art! (Ditto for the nipple-on-the-motorcycle one.)

  (P.S. Hey, we have actual Buttons for Red Bulls and Galaxy now. You have no idea how much I have coveted your Button.)

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• Laurie |  January 24th, 2007 at 5:52 pm

  
  
  

  And I really didn’t mean to give that last sentence a double entendre feel.

  But back to the motorcycle photo. What’s the purpose of the belt? Someplace to hang her keys?

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• Martha |  January 24th, 2007 at 7:15 pm

  
  
  

  First crafty fags, then button coveting — I shudder to think what’s next!

  (I’m trying to think of something clever to throw out there about the belt, but I think your line trumps any other options. Well done.)

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