WAG of the Week: Valentina Zambrotta

By: Martha | August 2nd, 2007

rotated mrs. z

Certain people (whose names I won’t mention) have been going on and on about Valentina Zambrotta virtually since this feature debuted, so it was clearly time to give in. Actually, I’d have given in before, had I been able to find a good picture — this one comes courtesy of Bobo-loving reader/commenter Julie, who sent it during the naked-footballers “discussion” in the interests of equal opportunity ogling. Valentina’s not too much to my taste, but since we all know I get it spectacularly wrong with these ladies from time to time, I figured I should let you guys decide.

Anyway, Ms. Zambrotta, obviously, is married to Barcelona and Azzurri defender Gianluca Zambrotta (who, since he’s been away from Italy and pasta, has gotta so skinny his very fit wife must outweigh him by several pounds). But she’s no showgirl, this one: She’s an athlete in her own right. As you can see from this very glamorous photo, she’s a downhill inline skater, which apparently is a real sport. Smewhere.

She also seems to be a fairly smart, funny woman, which I daresay is a bit rare in the World of the WAG. Unfortunately for her, though, Valentina is known less for her wit than for her rather massive boobs (which Roma Chris insists are real). Which I suppose was sort of inevitable, since she’s married to a footballer and spends a lot of time at the beach and all — the paparazzi are always lurking right around the corner.





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  • Erick |  August 2nd, 2007 at 2:47 pm

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    Those are ginormous TITS!!!!!!!

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  • chris |  August 2nd, 2007 at 2:54 pm

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    Atta girl

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  • chris |  August 2nd, 2007 at 2:54 pm

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    Oh, and that ‘certain people’?

    This guy right here. And I’m not ashamed to admit it.

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  • Martha |  August 2nd, 2007 at 3:04 pm

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    Erick is my new favorite commenter.

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  • Martha |  August 2nd, 2007 at 3:10 pm

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    I was just trying to protect your dignity, Chris.

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  • chris |  August 2nd, 2007 at 3:16 pm

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    Eh, I lost that a long time ago.

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  • tony starks |  August 2nd, 2007 at 4:02 pm

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    i want to do the motor boat with mrs. zambrotta

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  • Julien |  August 2nd, 2007 at 4:32 pm

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    Nice.

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  • Gianni |  August 2nd, 2007 at 4:35 pm

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    I hate to sound like I’m not shallow, but she doesn’t have that great of a face. A pair of beach balls make up for that, though.

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  • Martha |  August 2nd, 2007 at 4:53 pm

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    Great comment, Gianni — I’m so proud to write for a blog on whcih people have to apologize for not being shallow enough.

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  • chris |  August 2nd, 2007 at 4:58 pm

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    She has a face?

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  • chris |  August 2nd, 2007 at 5:00 pm

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    Kidding aside, I think she does actually have a pretty face….the sunglasses and thhat pic aren’t flattering.

    http://www.gossipnews.it/sport/vedifoto.php?id=1208e35f11734d6ff57bb836830a51a1&num=5

    http://www.gossipnews.it/news/monografia.php?keyword=zambrotta

    Enjoy that. I’m going to go stick my head in the sand somewhere.

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  • Gianni |  August 2nd, 2007 at 8:51 pm

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    Just for you, Marhta.

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  • Gianni |  August 2nd, 2007 at 8:55 pm

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    btw what does WAG stand for?

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  • Greg |  August 3rd, 2007 at 3:20 am

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    Gianni, WAG = Weiner Always Grande (When looking at these ladies). Sorry, the juvenile desire to use the word wiener and some Spanish was just too tempting this early in the morning. It actually stands for Wives And Girlfriends.

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  • Julie |  August 3rd, 2007 at 3:53 am

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    Yes, it was me who provided the pic to promote the parity following the hilarious “discussion” of a couple of weeks ago. I’m now hoping for the favour to be returned by an equally charming picture of the boy Bobo (complete with long(er) hair. I hate the crew-cut he’s adopted at the moment. See – I can once again turn WAG of the week to a Bobo comment :-) ).

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  • Corey |  August 3rd, 2007 at 8:56 am

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    Martha, I know this has nothing to do with Calcio, but Rafeal van de Vaarts wife Sophie would be a good WAG. im sure your many eager young male readers would enjoy her beauty.

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  • Gianni |  August 3rd, 2007 at 2:54 pm

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    Corey are you sure Van der Vaart’s wife isn’t named Sylvia? I know there’s a Sylvia Van der Vaart who’s smoking hot.
    Thanks Greg, I almost believed the first thing you said. I was a little confused…

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  • Linda |  August 3rd, 2007 at 3:53 pm

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    Oh man, those halter bikini pictures are wince-worthy. Neck pain much?

    She seems pretty awesome, actually. I once read an interview with Zambrotta where he said he wanted 5 kids, and having settled in Spain him and the wife were going to get started on their…er…quest for a big family.

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  • Azzurri: Georgia On My Mind - Italy |  October 11th, 2007 at 3:54 pm | Pingback

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    [...] Zambro – hurt, again (though I suspect he’s just trying to get time off to spend with his wife – to which I say: “atta boy”). Materazzi – nearly died. Nesta – retired. Daniel Maldini [...]

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  • Azzurri: Georgia On My Mind - Azzurri - The Offside - AS Roma Calcio Blog |  October 11th, 2007 at 3:55 pm | Pingback

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    [...] Zambro – hurt, again (though I suspect he’s just trying to get time off to spend with his wife – to which I say: “atta boy”). Materazzi – nearly died. Nesta – retired. Daniel Maldini [...]

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  • josh(i giallorossi) |  October 11th, 2007 at 4:49 pm

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    dear god, wat a woman!

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  • Your Sudafrica 2010 Azzurri Lineup - Azzurri - The Offside - AS Roma Calcio Blog |  November 14th, 2007 at 5:59 pm | Pingback

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    [...] having his many children, he’ll need to stay home to breast feed, as I don’t think his wife’s mosquito bites will produce The Milk [...]

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  • Your Sudafrica 2010 Azzurri Lineup - Italy |  November 14th, 2007 at 6:03 pm | Pingback

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    [...] having his many children, he’ll need to stay home to breast feed, as I don’t think his wife’s mosquito bites will produce The Milk [...]

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  • Odds and Ends Because There’s Really Not Much Going On That’s Not Champions League - Totti - The Offside - Serie A Italian Football Blog |  November 28th, 2007 at 3:57 am | Pingback

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    [...] Zambro-to-Milan story is back, because his wife’s boobs are “homesick and desperate to return to Italy.” Why it has to be Milan I don’t know, [...]

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